Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall in a pro soccer teams locker room? Well, duh!

Thankfully, every now and then, they let cameras in that pick up on some of that sweaty post-game action. Sam Shields, who plays for the Los Angeles Rams, was being interviewed when he was asked to see his “version of the Championship belt”.

While you might have been hoping he’d pull out his schlong and wrap it round his waist like a true champion, we’re sure you won’t be disappointed with his enthusiastic mime of a belt. That’s almost too daring for TV…