10 of the Sexiest Celebrity Porn Star Moustaches

We love a moustache on a man, and not just ’cause it tickles your gooch when he eats the groceries. Sure the ‘porn star moustache’ is arguably one the more creepier physical attributes a man can acquire, but it also a bold middle-ground between baby face and full bear.

We’ve rounded up some of the hunkiest Hollywood actors that are fearless to a lil’ Folsom facial hair:

Henry Cavill

Cavill looks more like he’s about to come and fix your dodgy plumbing (and lay down some serious pipe), than he does going to save the world. And we’re ok with that…

Zac Efron

Completing his porn star moustache with aviator shades, all Zac Efron is missing is a fur-collared pilot jacket. Or leather chaps. Well we know which one we’d prefer to see him in.

Chris Pratt

Pratt often opts for the clean-shaven or stubbled beard look, but we’re into the moustache he sported for Men’s Fitness. Though we’d rather watch him pump something other than weights. Known for his role in Jurassic Park, we’d call him a daddy-soarus. 

Tom Hardy

Hardy grew a moustache to emulate ‘Britain’s most dangerous prisoner’ in crime thriller Bronson… But that doesn’t mean we’re not prepared for a conjugal.

Idris Elba

Idris normally wears his facial hair a lot fuller than he did for Pacific Rim. Mhmm, He gonna be rimming a lot more than the Pacific with that tooshie-tickler.


Colin Farrell

The Irish actor has won us over a million times, (standing up for gay rights, in that sex tape, and basically just any other time he speaks), and we’re here for his moustache too.

Ryan Gosling 

We’re pretty sure Gosling wasn’t auditioning for a knock-off car salesman when he rocked this look, but we’d buy WHATEVUH he is selling.

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt could have a paper bag over his head and he’d still be one of the best looking blokes in the world; but we’re probably more turned on by his Nazi-style moustache from Inglorious Bastards, than we should be.

Luke Evans

When we heard that Luke Evans was starring in a Disney live-action remake, we couldn’t figure out whether he was supposed to be Beauty or the Beast; but we love the British actor with a little fur. And a temper, as it happens.

Bradley Cooper

We wouldn’t mind waking up next to Cooper after a Hangover. Cooper has the kind face where when he doesn’t have facial hair, he’s your friend’s goofy brother that crushes on you, and when he does, he’s the entrepreneur you’re chasing on Tinder.

 

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