Gays Overheard returns this week with more ratchet-chat (it’s actually been so long, we got Halloween quotes!) But you can rest assured that this feature will be returning as a regular feature with our new site!

This week, we find out that there may be some you can get away with a camp voice in certain circumstances, nostalgic obsessions aren’t what they seemed, and hair/belly ratio is actually a thing.

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