Being single af, our favourite thing about Valentine’s Day is drooling (and later, masturbating) over Jamie Dornan in the Fifty Shades series. E. L. James may have divided audiences with the films, but if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that Dornan requires as LITTLE clothing as possible.

We’ve still got a fair few months until ‘National Couples Day’, but until then catch Jamie emerging from the sea – very James Bond – and that swimwear clinging like it’s Katy Perry and his junk is a shred of sanity. Enjoy.

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