Now, if you’ve all been tuning in to BBC’s Man In The Orange Shirt, you’ll know there’s a new breakout star in town. And it’s Julian Morris’ butt. The wartime love story explores how the love between two men is affected during a time when homosexuality was far less accepted; riveting shit. But where’s the nudes at?

Well, just hand us a thermostat and call us Florence Nightingale; that is one solider we’d happily give a bed bath to.

There’s also been a pretty steamy gay sex scene that we’ve included too… get into it.