Is that a roll of quarters in his speedos, or is Italian millionaire Gianluca vacchi just happy to see us? Nope! It’s definitely his dick. Budgie smugglers? More like a (bald) eagle.

Since going viral when he was last paper sporting his ever-shrinking swimwear, Vacchi has decided to make them his signature look. Hey, money might make you rich, but you’re never closer to God than when you’re famous.

Gianluca originally drew attention when a video of him (again donning teeny trunks he’d stolen from Bobby Norris) and his wife dancing went viral. Well, those 15 minutes are looking more like 15 centimeters now.

Although don’t ask us about the shackles… Mans looks like he’s on house arrest.

Orlando Bloom, eat your hole out!