The waterpark is arguably (or usually agreed) the best part of Circuit Festival; when thousands of gay men don their speedos, descent onto Ill Fantasia and rave all day. It was one of the things on our bucket list before we hang up our disco shoes (at least for a while), and it was totally worth it. And not just because we were surrounded by dick all day.

The music was poppin’ off, although wasn’t quite the vocal Zoe Badwi style we prefer to come up to – but thankfully not the ‘pots and pans’ music a lot of Circuit parties have evolved into. People joke about catching STIs in the water, but we only saw three guys sword-fighting so would call that relatively tame. In fact the whole party wasn’t quite as seedy as you may expect — we thought they’d be boys getting bent over in bushes and all sorts.