OOH CHILE, pass mama her fan! ‘Cause things are hotting up in the Big Brother house — ‘BIG’ being the operative word. According to Sam, at least. The 24 year-old construction worker, who is friends with Scotty T, has been following in his Geordie pal’s dick prints foot steps and exposing himself on the show.

You just know, Scotty was like ‘mate, flash your dick! It’ll get you loads of fanny when you’re out’. And we’re totally fine being the thirsty pawn in the middle.

After being given a second chance to enter the house, Sam was copping off with Ellie in the garden, before exclaiming, ‘I’m fucking hard’.

And then going on to ask, ‘Shall I get my willy out?’ ERM, obviously.  Sam coyly pretended she wasn’t gagging for it, while audiences salivated and begged it wasn’t just bants. Sure enough, it wasn’t… See fo’ yo’self bitchezzz…

I mean, c’mon Big Brother, what’s with the zoom out?!

Sam then went on to modestly ask, “how big is that?” ERR, dunno get a fucking ruler ya cunt and let’s find out.