MAN CANDY: An Ultimate Appreciation of Colton Haynes [NSFW-ish]

Seen as today is Thirsty Thursday – and Colton Haynes burrrtday (July 13th) – we decided to turn up the thermostat in the C&C towers, and well, your office too. He may have only been in spotlight for a few years, but his handsome looks, a public coming out and a mostly shirtless portfolio has ensured that we won’t be forgetting him in a hurry!

After getting engaged (congrats!), Colton raised eyebrows by adding ‘soon to be father’ on his Instagram profile, so we’d recommend embedding these firmly in your wank bank, just incase he takes this adulting thing seriously.

In light of that, we’ve decided to relive his sexiest moments, from that sex tape scene to his modelling days:

All of those shower/locker room scenes

Or that time his booty was there to support the USA

Or this uber cute bed shoot


When he went hell for leather for Steven Klien

That big (but oddly shaped) bulge in his shiny blue thong

Or that time his butt was the star of this D&G ad

Whatever this is

His well-documented beach visits

When he gifted you his nipples for Christmas

That time he his fingers smelt so good, but couldn’t remember of who

Or when he ditched blue/white collar, for a black studded one

Naturally, we like to end things on a *bum* note…

 

Author: AnthonyGilet

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