Despite an all-female prison usually being as bit of a lez-fest, Orange Is The New Black are ensuring their gay fans get some eye candy too. In this scene furry Evan Hall – who plays CO Stratman – performs a striptease, Magic Mike style. Hall gets one of the security guards to pull down his pants, before flaunting his pert butt in her face. We’d always assumed prison served gruel for lunch, but apparently they serve cake too.

Well at least when you take your clothes off in FCI Danbury, you’re not gonna get groped like when Channing Tatum performs for horny hen parties.

Evan kept the goods under wraps though, chanelling 2015’s ‘cock in a sock’ trend. How… vintage.