It’s not long before we leave the Big Apple and return to the Big Smoke, but that still ain’t stopped y’all saying some of crassest, sassiest and trashiest things – you want an insight into New York – get these bitches…

This week’s edition touches on the pitfalls of dating a, erm, larger top, a confusing bell-end, and icky belly buttons.

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