They do say that “sex sells”, and it seems Michael Fassbender is putting his best bulge forward when it comes to promoting his new movie Alien: Covenant. Forget the covenant, we’re gonna need a convent after the thoughts that’ve been going through our heads! Fassbender, who’s known for his ‘talent’ in the trouser department, stepped out fully equipped to make y’all purchase them movie tickets.

Alien VS Schlong: Now there’s a movie we’d see…