Last year when E.L. James’ softcore porn flick 50 Sahdes of Grey translated to the big screen, we kinda skipped that one; it didn’t have good reviews and the book were atrocious to read. But this year, we decided to go along – and chile – we’d be lying if we said we didn’t have serious fanny flutter. OOFT. Jamie Dornan is one fine specimen, and he’s even hotter when he’s drag that Anabel or whatever round the red room. We were getting more hot and bothered than the middle-aged mothers.

Although, it’s about as porny as Magic Mike. Dunno what that 18 rating was for? A pair of titties and a bum crack? Note the scene with the straddle bar though – definitely one of the hottest things we’ve seen in ages!

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