Miserable Sunday? Check. Hangover? Check. Hangover horn? Check. So here’s a warmer for your willy. Straight British porn stud Jack Wilson may have just stepped off the sunbed but we’re the ones feeling flustered. *Fans self*. We’re not sure what it is about sunbeds that turn some guys on, but if we looked like that naked we’d probably have a stiffy all the time too.

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