We’re always down to have a ganders at new art projects, especially when they make a statement about society (and of course, contain some full-frontal nudity). This one, comes from Andre Medeiros Martins, who speaks from the diary of his penis. Bridget Jones eat your heart out. Martins wrote his thoughts on his lover’s penises – and you thought your last Grindr shag had a kinky fetish…

From Accidental Bear:

“Andre’s words reflect how much our modern society glorifies the exhibition of The Penis, how much we worship it and how much social media and apps allowed us to share our most private parts with the world. The Penis is no longer a taboo, it is art, it is a cult.

Big, small, thick or thin The Penis is controlled by the brain but many times it takes control of the brain. The Penis displays an intelligence of it’s own and it writes its own story.”

To get involved in the project, and submit snaps of your Shakespearean schlong, or to rent the full feature for $6 head to Andre’s site: antoniodasilvafilms.com/penis-poetry