If you thought you had boy drama, a no-text-back is gonna seem like heaven compared to what one guy went through. Gay porn star Jared Louis Velazquez, known on-screen as Tyce Jax, (we’re sure he does, he also punches and strangles) has been arrested for domestic violence after catching his boyfriend watching gay porn – and going loco. And not the Acapulco kind.

In fact, this will be the 5th domestic abuse charge that Velazquez will face. With at least one of them being committed on Atlanta bar owner Bobby Hamill previously, before. We mean, if he was beating him with the dick – it’d be a different story…

According to the report:  “[Hamill] stated he was watching porn on his iPad Pro when Mr.Velazquez asked him, ‘Do you really need to do that?’ To be fair, it is a bit of a slap to the phallas, that your boyfriend is sitting there cracking one out right in front of you… Especially when he’s not watching a title with your name on it. But hey, we’d just have keyed his car and slashed the tyres.

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“Mr. Hamill added he then went to the restroom and heard a loud noise. He came out of the restroom and asked Mr. Velazquez what was the noise and they began arguing.” We’re gonna take a wild guess and say that was the iPad which was smashed to pieces during the altercation.

Then when Hamill tried to leave, “his boyfriend snatched the keys from him and began pushing and choking him against the wall. He stated he was then slammed on the ground and was hit numerous times”. Then Velazquez pulled out a knife (wow, that escalated quickly), so naturally Hamill threw a glass bowl at him. NO BOBBY, NOT THE ANTIQUE! 

But, if you thought happenings weren’t unhinged enough, “Mr. Velazquez stated all of this happened because of Mr. Hamill’s drugs. He didn’t elaborate on the incident and only stated the injuries were self inflicted,” similar to the excuse he provided when he attacked Bobby in November 2015.

He’s since been arrested and could face up to 20 years in jail based on his previous convictions.

You want out conclusion? OK, real talk: This ‘relationship’ has turbulence written all over it. Bobby Hamill lets the porn star knock him about a bit ’cause he’s never gonna get anyone as hung or hot. In return, the porn star gets kept like a sugar baby while being spoon-fed the drugs he needs to get himself through life. Should he be in prison for domestic violence? Yes. Should the husband be crying after it’s happened before? Debatable! Case closed.

Eat shit, Ally McBeal.

If you wanna see Tyce Jax murder an asshole in the first degree. CLICK HERE *NSFW*

[H/t: Queerty]