Between Alex Bowen’s nude leak and these two sitting naked on a sleigh together, we’re thinking we might have to actually watch Love Island next year. Tom Powell and Rykard Jenkins flashed their packages and stripped off for a British mag. Standardly basic, but those butts are worth an ogle. How pissed would you be though if the assistant handed you a package that much smaller, I’d be like ‘are you mugging me off, mate?’ *Throws present at her* No wonder he looks like he’s not impressed.

Call us when you’re emptying your sacks, boys.