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Remember recently, when Justin Bieber was accused of refusing to shoot the gay sex scene in his debut picture Uber Girl? (Even though his rep says there’s no truth to this). Well, looks like you’ll have the next best thing. Or not. Earlier this year Bieber stupidly rejected a $2 million offer to put his dick in immensely annoying porn star Johnny Rapid. Still hung-up on the idea – Rapid will star in a porno where he now plays Bieber. Just listen to him hit those high notes when his partner hits the G-spot.

They do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattering – so, what you saying Bieber? Bet when he pictured a movie about his life he wasn’t played by Johnny Rapid, much less getting penetrated in backstreet studio.

Justin’s PR: So, erm, Justin – there’s a gay porn flick being made, and you’re kind of in it.
Justin: What Do You Mean?
Justin’s PR: Oh, and you’re the bottom.

Pop Star is out on October 1st