CALLING ALL THE HOT TRASHY MESSES!

*Whispers* “You’re a mess”

Glad you finally made it. Take a break from whatever party you’re at/comedown you’re dying from, and divulge on some totes-tickling memes because you deserve it hunny. People don’t give hot trashy messes enough credit, it’s hard work. So put down that baggie and have butchers…

When you start to notice the generational gap:

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2. Can’t wait to cluck around like a chicken, pass out on a hag before disappearing into the bathroom with someone even trashier 

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3. Every Sunday of 2013meme-after-party

4. Can’t handle these kinds of thoughts

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5. When your mum is actually a badass bitch

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6. Again, ’cause mum’s are the best

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7. So recognisable meme-vodka

8. *Raises hand*

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9. When you go a job at a totally clutch company

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10. NO CAPTION NEEDED

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11. Suey Tuey’s Mantra

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12. OH, the mystery bumps/bags were always the best

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13. Genius, but simultaneously tragic

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14. Hey, who didn’t in their early twenties?

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15. We all know the feeling… *Waves from Ivory Tower*

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16. Appreciating the little things in life will totally change your perspective

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17. “I need to get some air”

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18. Every time they asked at school, we needed her picture

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19. BOYFRIEND GOALS

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20. And again, get you a man that can do both…

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21.

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22. This makes perfect sense

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23. That first line is a killer… 

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24. OMG. Because hoe = life

Tag that friend. Welcome her back to the hoe life

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25. AND FINALLY… 

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