CALLING ALL THE HOT TRASHY MESSES!
*Whispers* “You’re a mess”
Glad you finally made it. Take a break from whatever party you’re at/comedown you’re dying from, and divulge on some totes-tickling memes because you deserve it hunny. People don’t give hot trashy messes enough credit, it’s hard work. So put down that baggie and have butchers…
When you start to notice the generational gap:
2. Can’t wait to cluck around like a chicken, pass out on a hag before disappearing into the bathroom with someone even trashier
4. Can’t handle these kinds of thoughts
5. When your mum is actually a badass bitch
6. Again, ’cause mum’s are the best
8. *Raises hand*
9. When you go a job at a totally clutch company
10. NO CAPTION NEEDED
11. Suey Tuey’s Mantra
12. OH, the mystery bumps/bags were always the best
13. Genius, but simultaneously tragic
14. Hey, who didn’t in their early twenties?
15. We all know the feeling… *Waves from Ivory Tower*
16. Appreciating the little things in life will totally change your perspective
17. “I need to get some air”
18. Every time they asked at school, we needed her picture
19. BOYFRIEND GOALS
20. And again, get you a man that can do both…
21.
22. This makes perfect sense
23. That first line is a killer…
24. OMG. Because hoe = life
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKAHUljhbaO/?taken-by=lovesexandla
25. AND FINALLY…