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The porn industry is here to monopolise off of your Pokemon Go obsession. They already tried their hand at Batman, Tarzan and Star Wars – so we’re certainly not surprised. We can’t wait for the Finding Dick Dory. As far as we can tell though, the tie-in with the Pokemon Go! craze is extremely limited — the plot centres around two men finding each other using their smartphones and then having sex in one of their houses. Ain’t that just Grindr?

You’d have at least have hoped for the dialogue boundaries to have been pushed: “I UNLEASH… DEEPTHROAT!” or that the wardrobe department could’ve painted poke balls on their testes… An Ash costume at the very least?

WATCH THE X-RATED TRAILER HERE

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