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We thought our party trick of patting our heads and rubbing our stomach at the same time was impressive. Well, we certainly won’t be standing next to this guy when we show it to you, as we know you won’t be paying us any attention. Danny D (we wonder what the D stands for?), was attending the UK porn awards, as he was nominated for Best Penis in an Original Screenplay (or something).

The Red Carpet was hosted by Fletcher Cowan, who exclaimed “That is. Absolutely. Stunning. By the way…” Somebody bring a sister a glass of water – and make it a large one!

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Full red carpet coverage is HERE: