Remember the guy who brought you a surprise in a box? Well, turns out he’s full of surprises. And his name is Joey Salads. Sidebar: That name can’t be real, surely? Anyway, here he is just making an afternoon snack. Not just any snack though, obviously. How… Quirky.

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Seems he’s partial to an alternative dick flashing. Bog standard dick pics are, like, sooo passé. Not sure we see the appeal in putting mustard on your cock though.