JUST THIS.

**Note: The guy in the background who literally can’t stop ogling.

https://stratisx.tumblr.com/post/140967265382/this-is-by-far-the-biggest-cock-ive-ever-seen-on

“Excuse me, do you know where the gay bars are?”

“Erm… They’re that way”

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