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OMG! SHUT UUUP!It seems like we’re just checking our way through all the Essex lads one by one (well, the dick pics we’d wanna see anyway… Honestly, Gatsby, stop sending us yours!). Former TOWIE star Mario Falcone had liaisons with Lucy Meck and (our fave) Chloe Sims, but with a seemingly boisterous attitude, many viewers couldn’t see why – well, here’s a little sight.

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