This Woman Has A Very Stressful Career Dressing Up Penises As Public Figures [NSFW]

You know when you’re a kid, sitting in school and they ask what you wanna be when you grow up. Somehow, we can’t picture “professional penis photographer” among the answers of astronauts and popstars and presidents. But you know that eventually someone was going to do it. And it was probably that quiet girl in the back that eats her own hair. Soraya Doolbaz (who, as far as we know, does not eat her own hair), has been dressing up cocks in little outfits and snapping away, and the results are pretty hilarious…

According to BuzzFeed, girlfriends bring their men along for a shoot to ‘honour’ their dick. So she’s seen all of their junk… And put a costume on it. What a tough job! And Doolbaz has even given them clever names! (The rabbi is our favourite).

Quick question: How does obtain a career in penis costumery? If you need a degree in dick, we know plenty of hoes that could it.

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Dicki Minaj

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Dongye West

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Donald ‘The Dick’ Trump

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Where’s Willy

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Adolf Clit Tickler

And she’s also done a few that are just modelled on different styles…

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Author: AnthonyGilet

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