It’s no secret that Michael Fassbender’s dong has a following of it’s own. And sure, we may have seen it all before, but that’s not like we’re going to deprive you of any further crotch shots. In the promo shots for some Macbeth play or something, Fassbender appears emerging from water in clingy white (and wet) bottoms. Now that’s a way to reel in your audience. I studied Macbeth cover to cover at uni and don’t remember this bit… Would’ve been totally more interesting in school.

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[H/T: Instinct]