Cristiano Ronaldo’s “Stretching Time” Is Basically Just A Bulging Crotch Shot

If somebody had ever asked us, “fancy trading in your career as a fun-loving blogger for a balding physio?” Girl, we’d have spat our Martini all over their basic outfit. Like, as if. But now that we’ve seen this snap from Cristiano Ronaldo’s Instagram, we can actually see the appeal. The footballer shared the image with the caption “stretching time”. So, Ronaldo’s on his back with his legs in the air? Hardly news. But what did get gossips gabbing was his prominent bulge. We’ve never watched football in our lives so can’t comment on his skills, but considering he’s got a pair of BIG-ASS balls in his shorts, we imagine he must be used to handling them…



No wonder, he’s not shy about flaunting his body… 

Author: AnthonyGilet

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