25 Grindr Dramas That Every Gay Guy Is So Totally Over Already

I mean, it’s not like we don’t have enough gay boy problems in our life as it is, what with Looking being cancelled, Britney and Iggy’s duet being a total dud and having to keep those eyebrows permanently fleeked, but as soon as you open that little yellow app, so much more goes to shit.

1. The notification noise going off in public

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2. When he says that he’s looking for cuddles

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3. When the hunk says that he can’t accom

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4. You suggest going for a drink… and he suggests coffee

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5. He sends a hole pic instead of saying ‘hi’

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6. Somebody you know starts messaging you

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7. When you and your friend are both talking to the same guy

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8. How even the ugliest of trolls has barrels full of confidence

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9. The guy who gets you round, but can’t get it up

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10. When he rocks up to your door high as fuck

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11. But when his profile says “no chems” and you turn up off your tits

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12. Chatting to the only hottie within a 3 mile radius

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13. But then he’s still online and hasn’t replied

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14. Showing your friends photos of the guy you got with, and having them judge you

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15. When you’re just not into it, but he so clearly is:

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16. Seeing guys you’ve had dirty chats with out in bars

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17. That guy who is WAY too thirsty

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18. When you think you won’t be able to come, but then he does that thing

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19. When you been online for hours, but there’s no hook-ups happening

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20. The one who turned out to be kinkier than you anticipated

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21. Coming down and seeing all the dick pics you’ve sent

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22. When you need to have an intervention with that friend who’s a little too hooked on hook-ups

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23. And what about your friend who’s that always turns into a Grindr zombie

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24. When the really hot guy replies after you’ve left the area

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25. And of course, when you rock up and he don’t look nothing like those pics he sent

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Author: AnthonyGilet

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