Great Wall Of Grindr: Heavily Armed

Some people were so very clearly absent from school when they were teaching flirting 101. Or English. I mean, really, who actually refers to a guy’s piece as his “weapon”. What is that supposed to be a metaphor for a gun that he’s gonna shoot all over you? Or maybe a knife to stab your shitter with? Girl please, don’t try dirty slang if you ain’t good at it. It’s embarrassing for us all…

grindr-weapon

Sent in from Marc.

You know what a grenade means? You’re so replusive, Marc doesn’t even wanna be in the vicinity when he murdering yo’ ass.

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Author: AnthonyGilet

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