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Well, the film has been in cinemas for, what, two/three days? Yeah so it was about fucking time somebody took the naughtiest parts of the film – and it’s lead actor – and made them into GIFs. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure the hour and 40 minutes of some skinny white girl pretending she isn’t gagging for Jamie Dornan’s D is just as worth watching as the 20 minutes of sex. But at least this way, we don’t have to wait to be asked out on a date to see it. Although, it’s not really anything we haven’t seen before…

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People keep going on about if a man had produced this, it would be completely different. Yeah, he wouldn’t have laid some Ellie Goulding track over the top and tried to turn it into a chick flick. And it would have got a little friskier than the base of a penis. But, you know, it’s totally just as much about emotional bullying too…

GIF Credit: Naughty Gossip