You remember that time the Grindr meet turned up and looked nothing like his photos? Obvs. What about bumping in to a one-night stand on road? Duh! *Covers face*. Or how about when you found out you’d banged more than one boy out of a particular clique? Totes. Well, here are another 25 sex situations that you may be a little familiar with…
1. When he goes soft on you:
2. After not having sex for a few months
3. When he rams it in too hard:
But then when you ram it in too hard
4. The first time you witness somebody being fisted
5. When you show your man’s dick pics to your mates
6. The condom comes out dirty:
7. Re-reading those not-so-horny Grindr conversation when you’re sober
8. Seeing somebody you know in the GUM clinic
9. When you get so drunk that you accidentally fool around with a friend
10. When he asks if you’re hung
11. Farting when he pulls out
12. After he reveals a strange-looking/badly trimmed penis
13. When he just wants to do oral, or only fuck missionary like vanilla straight people:
14. When you refrain from shagging a guy because your mate likes him
15. When he try be finished before you’ve cum
16. Finding out you’re not compatible in bed
17. When you get invited to a sex party
18. The first time you had ChemSex:
19. When he compliments your blowjob game
20. He doesn’t call/text/Whatsapp after you put out on the first date
21. When curiosity of dark rooms gets the better of you
22. When you have to do the Walk of Shame
23. Sleeping with someone less attractive than you, makes you feel like
24. When, despite his palpable efforts, he still can’t find your G-spot:
25. And then when he finally does…
