30 Things Buffy The Vampire Slayer Taught Us About Dating

We were like totes obsessed with Buffy growing up, and it wasn’t just because we wanted Cordelia’s wardrobe or to get it on with Riley. It may have been pure fantasy, but it still taught us a thing or two about real life…

1. Saying things like this make you sound like a complete bell-end:


2. Sleeping with people can have bad consequences



3. Nobody can resist the unobtainable


4. Always act coy, even when half-naked


5. If he don’t want you, you don’t need the man!


6. Deep down, we’re 16 year-old girls too


7. Just because the sex is good, doesn’t mean he’s right for you


8. Basically everyone deals with boy problems like this:


9. Sex in the kitchen looks more glamorous than it actually is… (Or was it just us that got Ketchup in places we’d rather forget?)


10. Hot dance moves guarantee attention in a club (obviously)


11. When a bitch gets in your way, ruin her


12. Even the ones who love you can hurt you


13. Love isn’t logical


14. Find a man you have a deep connection with


15. Always have a best friend that has your back


16. THIS:


17. All boys are totally shallow


18. Love has nothing to do with gender


19. Acting a hoe in the club is not acceptable


20. You’ll always bump into an ex when you look like shit


21. The new boyfriend is always the enemy


22. Men only really have one thing on their mind


23. Flirting is a difficult art form


24. Slutty friends can always lift your mood


25. If you fuck someone’s man, expect revenge


26. Never let a man use you and walk away with it


27. Dirty talk and fighting talk are very similar


28. If deep-throating food impresses them, there’s something wrong


29. Throwing a Willow-style hissy because the boy you like got with someone way hotter is so uncouth


30. If somebody loves you, they’ll stick with you through anything:



Author: AnthonyGilet


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