30 Things Buffy The Vampire Slayer Taught Us About Dating

We were like totes obsessed with Buffy growing up, and it wasn’t just because we wanted Cordelia’s wardrobe or to get it on with Riley. It may have been pure fantasy, but it still taught us a thing or two about real life…

1. Saying things like this make you sound like a complete bell-end:

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2. Sleeping with people can have bad consequences

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3. Nobody can resist the unobtainable

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4. Always act coy, even when half-naked

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5. If he don’t want you, you don’t need the man!

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6. Deep down, we’re 16 year-old girls too

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7. Just because the sex is good, doesn’t mean he’s right for you

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8. Basically everyone deals with boy problems like this:

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9. Sex in the kitchen looks more glamorous than it actually is… (Or was it just us that got Ketchup in places we’d rather forget?)

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10. Hot dance moves guarantee attention in a club (obviously)

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11. When a bitch gets in your way, ruin her

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12. Even the ones who love you can hurt you

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13. Love isn’t logical

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14. Find a man you have a deep connection with

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15. Always have a best friend that has your back

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16. THIS:

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17. All boys are totally shallow

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18. Love has nothing to do with gender

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19. Acting a hoe in the club is not acceptable

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20. You’ll always bump into an ex when you look like shit

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21. The new boyfriend is always the enemy

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22. Men only really have one thing on their mind

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23. Flirting is a difficult art form

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24. Slutty friends can always lift your mood

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25. If you fuck someone’s man, expect revenge

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26. Never let a man use you and walk away with it

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27. Dirty talk and fighting talk are very similar

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28. If deep-throating food impresses them, there’s something wrong

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29. Throwing a Willow-style hissy because the boy you like got with someone way hotter is so uncouth

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30. If somebody loves you, they’ll stick with you through anything:

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Author: AnthonyGilet

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